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my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
Marilyn Monroe and Bert Stern during a photo shoot, 1962.
I think this might be my favorite picture of all timeFavorite picture of her. It’s all real, she’s not faking a pose and she looks really happy
this is me
“lets think of the reasons why i love you starting with how i am when im with you theres only a limit of what say so lets start with how you are on my mind all day, i could never get enough of you every morning i wake up i think of you the way you laugh and the way you smile i hope were together for awhile “
This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.
When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.
well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks
My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”
my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’
are we just going to pretend that the 3rd comment on this isn’t the funniest thing ever or what?
I didn’t know I wanted this until now.
clothes are optional.
So down for this.
how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit
just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint
THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT
anyone want to play with me? ;)
I totally would. My bucket list as well.
no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.
For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away
why not just use fake blood
Or real blood
well it started out as a cute idea…
this is tumblr for you…in the end we’re all murderers…
use fabric paint and wear white clothes. :)